A man brings his best friend home for dinner at 7:30 pm after work, without telling his wife.
His friend does nothing except sit and listen as his wife starts shouting at him.
Wife: “I’m still in my pajamas, the home is a mess, I haven’t finished my hair or makeup and I don’t want to be bothered cooking tonight ! What the hell were you thinking when you brought him home?!
Man: “Because he’s thinking of getting married and I promised him a demo!”