One evening, an elderly farmer decided to visit the pond on his land, as he hadn’t been there in a while and wanted to check it out. Carrying a five-gallon bucket to gather some fruit, he approached the pond. To his surprise, he heard voices filled with laughter and joy.
As he drew nearer, he discovered a group of young women enjoying a skinny-dipping session in his pond. Making his presence known, the women swiftly moved to the deep end. One of them shouted, “We’re not coming out until you leave!” The old man, wearing a frown, responded, “I didn’t come down here to observe you ladies swimming naked or to make you leave the pond unclothed.” Lifting the bucket, he added, “I’m here to feed the alligator.” It seems some elderly men can still come up with quick responses.
