A man and his spouse were in a courtroom for their divorce proceedings. The issue at hand was determining who should have custody of their child.
The wife exclaimed and leapt to her feet, stating, “Your Honor, I brought the child into the world with all the pain and effort. The child should be in my care.” The judge directed his attention to the husband and inquired, “What is your defense?” The man sat silently for a moment, pondering, and then slowly stood up. “Your Honor, if I insert a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine and a Pepsi comes out, whose Pepsi is it, the machine’s or mine?”
