1. I’ll be the neighborhood’s fashion queen. Miss Fluffy Princess, the cat next door, is on her way down!
2. I intend to watch more Netflix marathons.
3. I’m going to get my own fishing rod so I won’t have to rely on humans for tuna! I’m going to capture my own!
4. I intend to increase my vocal range by two octaves! And I’ll put it to the test every night around 3 a.m., as the humans try to sleep.
5. I intend to travel more… to the top of the refrigerator or deep beneath the human’s bed, for example.
6. I intend to gain a better understanding of my human… so that I can recognize when she is deceiving me. This will be the last time I get all dressed up only to find out she’s taking me to the vet.
7. I’ll take a nap on whatever available surface… NO ONE WILL BE ABLE TO STOP ME.
8. All we want to do is cuddle all day, every day.
9. I need to work on my selfie skills… When someone says smile, I am worried, and this look appears.
Me too
10. With my new human closest friend, I intend to embark on numerous adventures. We’ll be the greatest duo in the planet. You can bank on it.
11. I’ll be more creative than this
12. Destroy the vacuum monster
13. Try tiny box living
